The print version of my novel is available now on amazon!! The first person to report the correct (and exact!) location of the their/there/they’re abomination in their copy can claim a gift card for $15. That is one whole penny more than the cost to prime members.
Look sharp–do not buy the used copy for $142.50.
Comment right here when you find the typo!!
What’s it like publishing a book? they asked me.
It’s like hanging your butt out a tenth story window.
It might work out, but you are guaranteed to be mortified.