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Nightmare kitten

Entry for the dream dumpster: I was given a wonderful prize kitten. She was entirely calm and seemingly perfect until… I discovered that instead of a typical rough and scratchy kitten tongue, she had this beefy, little baby tongue. Gross.

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Nightmare Bear

It was the worst dream I’ve had in a long time. Your sister suggested it might have been because she had recently told me the entire plot of “Brother Bear.” It could be. One of us was drunk and one of us was crying, (actually both […]

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Mambo problem

[another one for the dream dumpster.] I was crossing a posh lobby when a small, slick man (or possibly a fancy seal, because, dreams!!) approached. He stopped me and insisted that I could not cross the lobby, but must mambo across with him. Even though […]

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Bat Dream (for the Dream Dumpster)

[utter drivel from 1999. this dream did not have product placement or credits. Note: yerdad will hate this.] I spent a long time getting ready for the camp. Every part of packing and primping seemed to take an eternity. With two of my friends, Beth […]

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