Entry for the dream dumpster: I was given a wonderful prize kitten. She was entirely calm and seemingly perfect until… I discovered that instead of a typical rough and scratchy kitten tongue, she had this beefy, little baby tongue. Gross.
[another one for the dream dumpster.] I was crossing a posh lobby when a small, slick man (or possibly a fancy seal, because, dreams!!) approached. He stopped me and insisted that I could not cross the lobby, but must mambo across with him. Even though […]
[utter drivel from 1999. this dream did not have product placement or credits. Note: yerdad will hate this.] I spent a long time getting ready for the camp. Every part of packing and primping seemed to take an eternity. With two of my friends, Beth […]