Why did people stop making congealed salads — like the green one with cottage cheese and pineapple?

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Sadly, people have apparently NOT stopped making this. The website allrecipes says that 50 people have admitted to making the Orange Gelatin Salad  as recently as last Thanksgiving.

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It calls for cottage cheese, “whipped topping” and canned fruits, almost certainly canned in syrup. To complete the circle of sweet hell, orange-flavored Jello is incorporated. It really does sound like your sister’s most creamsicle-flavored nightmare.

I think the real question is why did people EVER do jiggly salads? I suspect that care-free housewives of the 1950s were bullied into considering glopping a bunch of canned and processed food to congeal into novel shapes (like dead fish!!). It must have seemed very future to them.

Now the only excuse for such a thing is sentimentality or a need for brain salad for your zombie party.

Better commentary on such things (with great vintage photos) can be found on one of my all-time favorite websites: Lileks.

 

 

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