Why do you name your pounds?

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grown kids, old kids

I know it’s a little odd, but it really helps me to imagine each pound I’m trying to shed as a sort of remora. Remora are kind of gross, so maybe instead they are barnacles on my bow. Either way they are really slowing me down.

cyanocorax on flickr

cyanocorax on flickr

Currently, I am losing a pound named Mel. He’s a tenacious sucker. I haven’t seen him hanging around since the holiday season of 2012.

Mel likes me to snack on candy. This is going to be a tough season to shake him.

Mmmmm. Candy barnacles!!

Waddaya think?

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