Why are you replacing all of us with pets?

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It does seem like a trend at this point, but you guys are irreplaceable. No four-legged resident can really replace a college student.

For one thing, the pets are always here and never ask for money.

They do sleep a lot, though.

I asked them to help me create on line profiles and they are really terrible at it.

Max: Keeping the homestead safe from squirrels and bunnies for a decade
Boo: My perpendicular isn’t your perpendicular
Rocket Man: They call me the Ambassador of Butt Wags
Egg: Ardent supporter of Schrodinger’s Neediness

They will keep your beds warm and will routinely destroy vacuum cleaners, but they will never take your place.


Waddaya think?

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